You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln
Archive for December, 2006
The “Merry Christmas” Idiot of Starbucks
Published December 7th, 2006 in Personal Stuff and Las Vegas. 0 CommentsToday I was in one of my least-favorite Starbucks in Vegas and witnessed something that boggled my mind (once again). A friendly old man with a long white and grey beard (sort of like a skinny Santa Claus) had been engaging in some small talk with two short, fat Hispanic guys as the 3 of […]
The Fast, Easy Way to Clean a Really Dirty Bathroom (for the Lazy Bachelor)
Published December 5th, 2006 in Personal Stuff and Useful Stuff. 2 CommentsLast night the Roto-Rooter guy came to clear out the pipes in my bathroom, which had abruptly ceased to function the day before. Unfortunately, according to him, he couldn’t get to them from the outside. So we (yes I helped) lugged his huge, ugly drain-cleaning machine into my apartment, and for the next […]
